Last night, in a shocking turn of events, conservative commentator/political activist/public figure Charlie Kirk was the victim of a vicious/brutal/horrific attack/assault/beating that left him injured/hospitalized/shaken. The incident occurred as Kirk was leaving/walking towards/returning from a rally/conference/speaking event in New York City/Was

Deep within our society, shrouded in secrecy and masquerading as our leaders, dwells/lurks/inhabits a sinister presence. They/It/These creatures are the reptilians, shape-shifting extraterrestrials with an insidious agenda to control humanity. Their agenda/plan/designs is to enslave us, manipulate/control/subjugate our minds and resources, and ulti